Oh boy diary, am I in trouble!
I decided to chew mom's shoes. She caught me with one and told me "no!" I looked at her with my broken heart look - but she's a cold one my mom. She didn't melt.
So, when she went back into her office, I went back into the entrance way and grabbed her other shoe. Problem is, mom heard. I only got one good tooth in when she was out here grabbing it away from me again. I tried my "I'm really sorry" look but, again, it didn't work. Uhoh. Maybe if I take Dad's shoes instead?
Anyway, the day started ok. I slept without the crate again and went for a nice long walk with mom this morning. I got to see lots of strange things. There was a dad pushing a noisy machine back and forth, back and forth, back and forth across his grass. Maybe he was bored and needed a pupper like me to walk.
I saw lots of people and, would you believe, a lot of them walked right by me with out petting me?!? Hello??? This is Oscar here!
When we got home, I took my brother's baseball cap. He loves to play baseball and I want to be just like him...
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